Software today for a marginally better tomorrow

Our services and many “talents”

Bot hosting

that’s actually half-decent

Decent uptime*, 200+ server bots, and everything’s self contained (thanks to the power of the benevolent Pelican gods)

Agency work

I mean, just look at this very site

We can make your website, using industry-standard tools, and probably host it too, but don’t quote me on that.

Branding design

No, really.

We can also design your branding. Our designs are mediocre at best, though, so
honestly just go with someone else

Video production

I still think this is insane

We are ok at video production. Nothing too special we’re just ok at it. the software we use is from 2012 (no, really)

_{* Until our VPS provider decides to shut off our server without telling us for scheduled maintenance.}